Not another Alien knockoff. You know what I found to be particularly disappointing about this movie? It wasn't an Alien...
Movies
Anything for a decent Shudder flick… Shudder is starting to up their game with their exclusive content. This is good,...
Tommy has The Shining… In my review of White Noise (2005), I asked the question, "why watch that when you...
Phantasm: The 4th One… Most of this movie takes place in flashbacks from the first one, or in cars on...
Slightly better than 'The VVitch'… I suppose it wasn't bad. I have a lot of the same complaints about this...
Big Trouble on a Little Vessel… A Russian, an Aussie, a Brit, and an American, bord a ship... Idontfuckingknow, maybe...
A low bar, a lower accomplishment… Don't get me wrong, I like the original Castle Freak (1995) but it never...
Obsessed Writer Trope: The Movie Yeah, you know this movie really wasn't that bad. It got a lot of shit...
Never lose your head in a horror movie... I know, it's 2021, and I'm just getting to this movie now,...
Don't pretend to make horror if you wanna make a porno… SPOILERS!!! YUP! We're starting with the spoilers, and you...
