A masterful return to the golden age of cinema! This marvelous example of cinematic mastery is not some simple return...
Nice guys… Are probably psychos… This was a fantastic movie that I honestly hoped would lean a little more into...
Man, this movie is pretty racist… This movie is just plain dumb, with some of the worst fucking acting I've...
Doom, take two... You may remember from my review of the original Doom (2005), that fans were unnecessarily critical of it for...
Man, I'm just a kid of the 90s... Again, not sure why this installment of the Friday the 13th (F13) franchise was...
Maybe we should have listened in 2017... To be blunt, I had no idea how I was gonna tackle this...
Let them right into my cold black heart... My God, this movie was both heart warming and terrifying at the...
Slasher Trope Confetti with HEART! I love the basic concept of this movie. It's like Don't Fuck In The Woods, with...
‘Night at the Museum’ (rated R) Jesus fucking Christ. I haven't seen a movie go for broke on the whole...
'Night at the Museum' (rated R) I really should make a point to read the fucking books... I'm a movie...
